Date Breakers

does anyone hate ppl who text them non stop? yeah. me too.

went out with a girl last night. she loses her items on the beach and instead of us going back to ”do it” she got all stressed out about losing stuff COME ONNNNNNN!!!!!!

girl i was dating brought her friend for my friend to the movies. we get there. her friend is huge. my girl said she was cute. nope. my friend said he forgot his wallet and went outside, which means he went home!! this is before cell phones were big, so he escaped. the girls even went out to look for him hahahaha!

i also had a guy rest his hand on my ass the entire time we were dancing. literally, resting. not even grazing or rubbing. this is before we even got into close dancing, which lasted about 20 seconds until i realized he had a boner.

stayed over this one guys place because i was too drunk to drive home. but i slept on the couch. didn’t even hook up with him. the next morning his hand slides up my shirt and cops a boob. excuse me, is that how you wake up everyone in the morning?

girl comes over…we’re having a few drinks…start to hookup…and apparently she can’t handle a few mixed drinks. head down in the toilet. end. of. ass. getting! dammit!

i was out with this little italian girl, jersey shore kinda chick, and she just began picking her nose at the table as her finger was wrapped in napkin. at least she used the napkin, but damn, she could’ve dug to china. no class.

met a girl online and we went to club 27 for some drinks, as we were grinding, she told me she used to be a man. no second date ensued.

she pwned me. i kicked her out.

girl farted during a moment of silence at a ball game.

girl got so drunk she chased a fake fire.